I hated the whole Jack and the crabs moments...so much so, that I actually began nodding off, and wishing they would just get on with the story.
Nodded off? good grief - with all that coffee in your system? incredible.
The 'Jack & the crabs' moments were really clever. They showed his delusional state really well. And when he licked the rock/crab that was too grose not to be funny. A seriously 'ewwww' moment ( I even put the maltesers down after that) And him raving on about having a tea party and not inviting the rest of himselves was really funny. It also served to illustrate that Calypso was nearby when the crabs mobilised the ship through the sand. They were actually obeying her rather than helping out Jack. And it was only Jack that was able to figure out how to escape 'the locker' because of his erratic thought patterns.
And there was way too much talking through the whole film - I think the movie should have been 2 hours, cut out half the plots twists that had my head spinning, and let us watch sea battles and sword fights
The dialogue made this movie so much more enjoyable for me. I loved the continuation of the jokes from the other ones eg: when the warring parties meet on that sand spit, and Elizabeth answers Jack with "King"... like he said to Will "Pirate" in the first one. 'King' is higher up the food chain than 'Pirate'. There was more wit and less one liners.
The plot twists
were tricky to follow, but the second viewing was more enjoyable in that regard.
There were a
LOT of sea battles and sword fights , Keith....
The whole Calypso storyline was a mess...they've tried to make up a whole mythology to rival Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings, but they just didn't have the material or cohesiveness of those works.
I thought that the Calypso thing was really clever. I have watched the first two again since I saw 3 the second time and the clues were sprinkled all through the other two you just have to pick up on them... Kudos to Julie who picked the locket thing. I had wondered about Tia Dalma's connection with Davey Jones too, but hadn't made the connection with the locket until Julie pointed it out. I'm not sure they tried to emulate the other movies, they already had a blokcbuster on their hands anyway, they were just adding dimension perhaps. Lots of the twists in all the movies hinged on the things that Tia Dalma put into play - like moving pieces on a chess board. And in the end her power facilitated the David defeating Goliath outcome for the pirates perhaps.
And one has to wonder if she put the entire thing in motion in the first place ( because she'd had previous 'dealings' with Jack as we know) to lead to events that made Barbosa think it was his idea to break her out of her human form - something she wanted very much .
I'll get the DVD and try to make sense of it in my own home - I guess I should have watched POTC 2 before I went and saw this.
I loaned P2 to the friends I went to see 3 with, so it would make sense to them - but they still didn't really get it till they went home that night and watched it with SUBTITLES (
) so they could follow the dialogue - particularly Calypso.... they didn't understand a word she said. I'm still laughing about that.
I went and saw Spiderman 3 .
Yawn... so not into Spidey. The bloke in the suit is weedy.....
Course this is all just my opinion.... I've heard huge variances in the the reaction to P3... ranging from 'a ripper of as swashbuckling treat' to 'a pain in the rear to follow - point me to the snack bar'.
And I do love a convoluted theory or two.
And I loved how those two bumbling soldiers became two bumbling pirates at the end... that was really funny how they were just useless at both jobs.
~ Lisa ~