The Lisa Files Quiz No. 2 - Animal Planet

[mushu mama]

Ok... just for the fun of it.. here's another quiz.

Only rule is to complete these sentences as quickly as possible. Don't over think them... there is not a sheep station riding on it after all.

A) There are two fish in a bowl. Their names are.....

B) There are two horses in a field. Their names are.....

C)There are two tigers in the jungle. Their names are.....

thats it... go for it. -/

Lisa. */

[sandie]

A) There are two fish in a bowl. Their names are.....blow and hole

B) There are two horses in a field. Their names are.....glue and paste

C)There are two tigers in the jungle. Their names are.....puss and tigger

[calisota]

A: Lunch and dinner
B: Dog and food
C: Stars and stripes

[mushu mama]

not what I was expecting at all....

I had intended giving you a run down of what your answers were meant to reveal when all the regulars had given an answer, but seriously, I have no idea where to start with those two.
For starters... they were meant to be human names....

funniest thing I've read all day though. Still laughing. -/ -/

Greg... I have grave concerns for any pets of yours... I had this picture in my head of those cartoons where the defeathered, decapitated chook is running around being chased by someone with a fork. " Dinner time Henrietta."

Lisa.

[KeithS]

A) There are two fish in a bowl. Their names are.....
Tom and Jerry

B) There are two horses in a field. Their names are.....
Ed and Wilbur

C)There are two tigers in the jungle. Their names are.....
Itchy and Scratchy

Why did I say Tom and Jerry for the fish???

[KeithS]

I had intended giving you a run down of what your answers were meant to reveal when all the regulars had given an answer, but seriously, I have no idea where to start with those two.
For starters... they were meant to be human names....

Uh oh, now you tell me...I have a feeling I'm about to be psycho analysed...so what am I lisa - a serial killer? or someone who watched way too much TV when I was younger

As for the other two respondents, I guess we should just have them locked up...

Better wait for Beth & Anthony though

[mushu mama]

Uh oh, now you tell me...I have a feeling I'm about to be psycho analysed...

Oh boy, can't wait to talk about your answers too, but can't give away too much yet

As for the other two respondents, I guess we should just have them locked up...

I think it'd be safest.

Lisa. -/

[ajp]

Fish: red fish and blue fish
Horses: stan and larry
Tigers: fang and Rex

[mushu mama]

(shaking my head with incredulity)

Loving this by the way. You guys are hilarious. -/

Lisa. */

[mushu mama]

Shall I tell you my 'findings' tonight after work if there's no more takers?
(you're all safe by the way... I'm happy to report that no one needs to be in a padded cell or anything. - nope... not even Sandie and Greg )

Lisa. -/

[KeithS]

(shaking my head with incredulity)

Loving this by the way. You guys are hilarious.

What I find funny is that you were expecting us to come up with normal human names - and instead we all come at you with answers completely from left-field

[mushu mama]

Yeah that was pretty funny....

Lisa.

[sandie]

I'm happy to report that no one needs to be in a padded cell or anything. - nope... not even Sandie and Greg

What!!!!!!!! We had plans!

Sandie

[calisota]

I would have happily gone into the padded cell as long as I could keep my tin foil hat.

Greg

[mushu mama]

Ok, first let me say that I didn't make this quiz up... it came from a magazine.
And I'm sure the person who wrote it didn't ever intend for the outcomes that the collective genius' of the DUD supplied. In fact your answers were so far outside the lines that I am going to have to interpret them myself the best I can

First up, did anyone else notice that both Anthony and Keith named their character pairs almost exclusively with male names...



relax guys... as far as I can ascertain, that just means that you like hanging out with your mates and the inclusion of cartoon/book illustration characters, shows a penchant for childrens entertainment.

Now Sandie.... I LOVED your fish names... and if I ever have fish, there is going to be a Blow and a Hole. I can only imagine that you were thinking ocean rather than fish bowl when you did that quiz and that you were not a 'saddle club' kind of girl as a child with your choice of horse names... I really wouldn't want to be a horse named glue or paste. or Dog and Food for that matter...
I'm not so sure what all that means but it was pretty funny.
Your last answer was the closest to the answers I expected than anyone else's. With a masculine and a feminine name pairing. And interestingly, the only Disney answer given.

Ok... Greg...
now the only thing I can glean from your answers is that maybe you are missing the American Food? With almost exclusively food names, I imagine you were hungry when you did the quiz and for some reason it was American food you were craving with the stars and stripes nod
So... I have decided that if you are happy to be in that padded cell, ( and yep, you can keep your tin foil hat) we can fling you some crayons so that you can scribble some mathematical formulae on the walls if the urge strikes and when you crack the time/space continuum then we'll let you out to do the next quiz. And we might have to confiscate that new TV of yours as it might distract you.

Anyone game for another one?

Lisa.