Postby KeithS » Wed Nov 28, 2007 6:35 pm
Lisa: Yeah, well - I'm not really interested Julie - if that's your real name. I'm trying to save the world from domination by Sandie - I have to get to Cambodia, grab the ancient keystone cog-bolt, fight off the giant spiders, and any henchmen Sandie sends after me - I might even have to face off against Sandie herself, unless that encounter has been saved for the sequel... So, out of my way - my jet ski is awaiting me.
Julie: Wait Lisa - you are making a terrible mistake...
(Shortly after - in Vegas)
Della: It's been over two years - what happened? I'm waiting...
Keith: Well - we thought Sandie had been kidnapped, and Lisa shot a henchman, and Sandie escaped with Greg, though we didn't know it was Greg, then their helicopter crashed, I was eating caviar and cheese while Greg snacked on hallucinogenic bindis, Anthony raised the Vietnam incident with Lisa, and Sandie rescued us from our sinking raft, we ended up in Stars Hollow, and I became an episodic zombie, we were time travelled two years, and that is why you didn't get a call, and Greg apparently became the emperor of Stars Hollow, Sandie and I were working a show in Vegas as she built her world domination machine and fed me primrose oil, and then - you and Gerard arrived and rescued me. I don't know what's become of Lisa, Greg or Anthony.
Della: That's your worst excuse ever - you were having an affair!
Julie (stepping out of another shadow): No Della, I wish it was that simple. I've been searching for my agents for 2 years, I've pieced bits of their story together, following leads and rumours...I believe him.
Gerard: Where did you just come from?
Julie: I ran into Lisa. She was on the yellow brick road, heading towards Cambodia.
Keith: Cambodia? She must be after the keystone cog-bolt for Sandie's machine! She is so brave, we must help her!
Julie: No, we must stop her, this cannot come to pass.
Keith: Wait a sec, where are Anthony and Greg?
Julie: They're safe, they are snoozing off the drug I blow-gunned into their necks. Come on, time is wasting - we are going to Cambodia to stop Lisa.
Keith
Trip history:
DLR: 2005, 06, 09, 11, 12, 13, 15, 18
DLRP: 2006
HKDL: 2006 (Mar & Sept), 11 (Apr & Dec), 14, 19
SDR: 2017
TDR: 2008, 10, 17
WDW: 2006, 13 (Mar & Sept), 16, 19
DCL: 2013, 15 (Alaska & Hawaii), 18
Aulani: 2015