Anthony: This all seems vaguely familiar!
Greg: Like something from a dream...
Lisa and Sandie: Star Tours!
Control Tower: Star Tours 45, elevator platform, commence final pre-flight check.
Rex (our pilot): Roger, Control!
Our heroes buckle in for their awesome "theme park" ride.
Greg: Weeeeee!!!!!
(The ship dodges comets)
Sandie: Whoooaaaaaaaa!!!!
(The ship dodges ice crystals)
Anthony: Yeeeehaaaaaa!!!!
(The ship is attacked by a Star Destroyer)
Lisa: Whooopppppeeeeeeee!!!!
(The ship is trapped in the Death Star's tractor beam)
Keith: Uh oh...
Sandie: Stop saying that!!
Keith: but...but...
Sandie: Don't...say...it!
(CLUNK! And the lights go out. Keith removes his seat belt and moves to the door.)
Anthony (whispering): I can't remember the ride ending like this...the good guys always get away...
Lisa: What do you see, Keith?
Keith: Uh...I mean - errr...I think we are in trouble.
Della: No surprise there...
A blast of sparks lights the interior of their craft as cutting tools remove the door. Temporarily blinded, they only hear a deep rasping mechanical voice.
Deep Rasping Mechanical Voice: There is a tremor in the force and it is coming from this ship. Send them all down to the prison level, I'll deal with these Rebels individually - on my own terms...